This past Friday, Governor Brewer of Arizona signed a bill into law which allows police officers to ask for identifying papers from any individuals the officer reasonably believes to be illegal. Man, there were a ton of illegal immigrants that got upset and protested. Seriously, all the illegal immigrants got all pissed off and they were like, “Hey essay. What chu talkin bouut? I am here ligeagley.” But for real, they were all pissed off. It’s cool though, because as a direct result of this new law Arizona’s population is going to drop by 19 million and Nevada’s is going to jump by like 23 million.
Arizona: Saying fuck off to illegal immigrants since 2010.
They were like, “Hey, this is going to lead to discrimination and profiling.” And we’re all like, “Hey, suck our balls.” And they’re all like, “Huh?” And we’re all like, “America. Fuck yeah.” But here is why there is no logical argument to this bill:
1. Argument: “It’s going to lead to profiling and discrimination.”
The chances are that if you’re of Hispanic decent you’re more likely to get asked to show your ID. But that’s not discrimination, that’s statistics. If there were Asians flooding this country illegally we’d be looking at Asians. If there were Germans flooding this country illegally, we’d be looking at white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Arnold look-a-likes. You’re all fucking retarded… ROFLcopter. If “your people” used the proper channels this would be a non-issue, in Spanish, non-o, issue-o. But, as such, they’re doing something illegal and police officers have a duty to protect the public. I know, that’s a lot different than in MeHICO.
I'm guessing it's the brown thing with the sombrero. Could also be the alien drinking coffee. Never mind. Sombrero mouse just fell asleep and its not even 1 p.m. Definitely him.
As of 2006, illegal immigrants, were culpable for the deaths of an average of 12 American citizens every day either through violent offenses or negligent criminal offenses like drunk driving. And no, it’s not because the stereotypes are true and because you all love to drink and get drunk and then drive and then all pile into a pickup truck and then all be drunk, throwing up on each other, blaring Ricky Martin over the radio blaster while you’re drunk driving. That’s called a fucking problem you left-wing fucktards.
Matter of fact, the only reason this bill really got any wings was because one of your “broken-English, I’m gonna drink Tequila and speak Spanish because I love my heritage but I’m fleeing my country because my heritage has lead to a corrupt and disheveled government and country” brothers murdered a well-known senior citizen American rancher in Southern Arizona after jumping the U.S./Mexico Border. If you’re here illegally start a running. If you’re not, just make sure you have your fucking wallet and I.D. on you and stop crying… a boo hoo hoo. Here’s a tissue for your vagina.
2. Argument: We have to carry documentation?! This is just like Hitler…
Hitler killed Jewish people. There was no legal way for them to co-exist with Hitler. If any individual from another nation wants to move to America they just have to go through the proper channels. OH MY GOD! You mean we don’t have to be here illegally? There is a way for us to be here legally without having to worry about getting deported? Yeah, fuck that because then we’d have to pay taxes and shit, we don’t wanna pay that shit. Zing-Zang Boom. Finish HIM Arizona! Flawless Deportation! Recognize illegals! Re-Re-Re-Recognize.
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3. Argument: This is the federal government’s duty, not Arizona’s.
If the federal government is failing to provide adequate enforcement or legislation in support of laws which are affecting a state in a negative way, that state has the opportunity to pass a law which will provide the necessary support. When Arizonans are getting killed by illegals and the Fed is sitting on its thumb and spinning or checking out a Wizard’s basketball game like the Big O does, not only can Arizona pass a law like this, but it is their duty to their constituents to do so. Research burn bitches! Ouch, we’re on a FI-FI-FI-AAAAAA!!
FLAWLESS DEPORTATION!!!!!
4. Argument: We’re activists and illegals don’t have a voice and have their civil rights abused and we have to speak for them.
They don’t have a voice because they don’t speak English. They have their civil rights abused because they’re here illegally. They’re here illegally because they don’t want to pay taxes and because Mexico and South America sucks in general. We’re advocates for the dead American citizens at the hand of illegal immigrants. Aww, let us guess, no response. No, it’s cool. We’ll wait for your explanation. And then wait again… and then wait again.
DAMMIT! That is a really good point... Okay, 1 illegal per Chipotle or Qdoba.
Good Talk, Jumpsuit 
Theodore Roosevelt believed that anyone who comes here should want to be an American citizen! He declared that every person deserves to be treated with respect regardless of their origin, birthplace or creed! If a person wants to be a citizen than they need to be an American in every way possible! They need to be loyal to our national flag. There is only room for one flag in America and that is the red, white and blue flag our country was founded upon!