This is an all-expense paid trip to ”Leave Your Brain at Homesville.” It’s not for the faint of heart, it’s for the faint of mind, so if you’re gonna be poppin’ Rolaids the whole trip, leave yourself in that lump of cushions you call a La-Z-Boy, you’re ruining the thought-numbing adventure for the rest of us. If you DON’T like the Blues Brothers, 80′s hair-bands or looking forward to a day when Michael J. Fox isn’t the only person to take the ”Holy Ride” on a flying skateboard, this probably isn’t the site for you. If you DO like the lyrical melodies of Lil’ Wayne, the taste of good boxed wine or God forbid Valentine’s Day, we applaud you, you’re one of a kind. We didn’t think any of you could read. Good talk, Jumpsuit.
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Do you people hate everything? You seem to just rag on things a majority of people enjoy, not saying they’re amazing, but there is a point where nonconforming becomes doing so for the hell of it, not because you honestly develop a good opinion on anything.
We literally love oxygen and we consider ourselves conforming noncomformists thank you very much. Now that that whole ordeal is over and done with, we’re going to go enjoy some premium O2 whilst logging onto our Facebook, Myspace and Twitter accounts, watching Jersey Shore, simultaneously playing World of Warcraft, hugging a politician, eating a McDonald’s Big Mac, and smoking some Mary Jane all while air drumming to the tunes of Lil’ Wayne. Is all the possible?!?! We’ll keep everyone updated.
While we’re setting records, ponder this little item: Is it that we’re “noncomforming” or is it just that a lot of folks are “conforming” to stupid shit? Cause from where we are all sitting, a lot of the shit we just listed sounds mindless, boring and bad for our life expectancy.
I guess we don’t understand the point of seeking out the bad in everything. Lighten up a little.
It’s for funsies. Well, funsies and the fact that we’re not seeking out the bad, just noting the “bad in everything” for people who think it’s all sunshine, unicorns and rainbow kisses. Speaking of lighten up a little…
Whats the purpose of just looking for the “bad in everything,” it doesn’t get you anywhere or gain anything aside from a bad attitude and negative perspective. It just makes you different which is probably your goal. But, aside from that, you gain nothing.
What did you just gain from writing that, besides the obvious conundrum you’ve proposed. Ding-ding.